She works hard for the money

Overheard today while shopping at Walmart...

Female employee #1: "Wanna go out tonight?"
Female employee #2: "I just got married this morning, so yeah, I guess I could use a drink."

Must be related to Toonces

Woke up in the middle of the night to a strange noise. One of the cats was on the dining room table licking an envelope. Now if I could only get her to pay the bills and mail them too...

I kept flashing back to the Seinfeld episode where George's fiancee dies from licking the glue on the cheapo wedding invites. But my envelope was from Hallmark, and you know I paid out the nose for that card so I feel pretty safe that the cat will live. :-)